Dear asshole.
I refer to you as asshole because no one who is within their right mind would be this blindsided by a fake ideology. Picketing Dio's funeral. That's low. Even for Christians. I didn't much like Dio's music. But, if you'd pull the religious crap out of your ears and actually listen to his words. He didn't worship the devil. He was a nerd. Sung about dragons and rainbows and other topics along those lines. As far as your campaign " God Hates Fags ".. Have you ever met God? Do you know that he in fact " Hates Fags " Maybe.. If you love God so much. Put a bullet in your brain. Or drink the kool-aid so you can meet him faster. And the bible.. Seriously? You base your life off of a book that was written before any of you were born. That was used to explain crap before it could be proven. That's why there is science. That's why. In smarter, European countries. They don't have presidents and such on their currency. They have famous scientist. Because they make more sense. And as far as making sense goes. Your whole belief structure is an obvious rip off of the true religion. Yes. There was a man who turned water into wine. There was a man who walked on water. His name was Carlos Spicy Wiener. Jesus Christ was Carlos' neighbor that when Carlos got word that the Romans and the Jews ( despicable people that they are ) were on their way to crucify Carlos. He talked his idiot neighbor Jesus into house sitting for him for the weekend. And Carlos hid in a cave for a week. Because he knew how much this crap would hurt. So, when they crucified Jesus. He took it like a little girl. So, upon that mishap everyone thought that Jesus was the son of God. And while Carlos was hiding in the cave for a while. There was an earthquake that caused a huge boulder to block the entrance to the cave. And Carlos was trapped in that cave for a good couple of days. The only thing in this cave with him a cute rabbit. Which he named Peter. And Carlos would not eat this bunny. Because.. Seriously.. Bunnies are cute as hell! Who would eat one? So.. Carlos uses his Demigod powers to make the bunny lay eggs. Thus explaining Easter. Better than any of you Christian fellas could. So after that. Carlos spent several years in the Himalayas. Finding himself. He then went back to Heaven ( Or Taco Cabana ) to talk to his father Dos Equis. And with the rising popularity of Christianity the faith of Wiener fell into the back drop. His many miracles can be seen by the naked eye. But, only the true believer of Wiener knows the truth about his miracles. There are too many to name. But, the main one. The Taco Bell dog. Could really talk. Carlos knew he had a message. So he granted to adorable dog the ability to speak. And thus. Your religion was ripped off of the actions of another. But, I'm sure you hear that a lot. But, alas. All the ones who ripped their ideas off. Ripped them off of the Spicy Wiener. And in summation. This story makes just as much sense as yours does. So. Stop being faggots. People like you and Pentecostals made me hate religion. Finding the flaws in your stupid faith was easier than I thought it would be. Kill yourself. Do the world a favor.
Sincerely,
Johnny J. Segura III.
Good day, sirs.
Fuck these ass hats. I hope they fuck themselves with their crosses. Praise Carlos. For he is the son of the true god.
I refer to you as asshole because no one who is within their right mind would be this blindsided by a fake ideology. Picketing Dio's funeral. That's low. Even for Christians. I didn't much like Dio's music. But, if you'd pull the religious crap out of your ears and actually listen to his words. He didn't worship the devil. He was a nerd. Sung about dragons and rainbows and other topics along those lines. As far as your campaign " God Hates Fags ".. Have you ever met God? Do you know that he in fact " Hates Fags " Maybe.. If you love God so much. Put a bullet in your brain. Or drink the kool-aid so you can meet him faster. And the bible.. Seriously? You base your life off of a book that was written before any of you were born. That was used to explain crap before it could be proven. That's why there is science. That's why. In smarter, European countries. They don't have presidents and such on their currency. They have famous scientist. Because they make more sense. And as far as making sense goes. Your whole belief structure is an obvious rip off of the true religion. Yes. There was a man who turned water into wine. There was a man who walked on water. His name was Carlos Spicy Wiener. Jesus Christ was Carlos' neighbor that when Carlos got word that the Romans and the Jews ( despicable people that they are ) were on their way to crucify Carlos. He talked his idiot neighbor Jesus into house sitting for him for the weekend. And Carlos hid in a cave for a week. Because he knew how much this crap would hurt. So, when they crucified Jesus. He took it like a little girl. So, upon that mishap everyone thought that Jesus was the son of God. And while Carlos was hiding in the cave for a while. There was an earthquake that caused a huge boulder to block the entrance to the cave. And Carlos was trapped in that cave for a good couple of days. The only thing in this cave with him a cute rabbit. Which he named Peter. And Carlos would not eat this bunny. Because.. Seriously.. Bunnies are cute as hell! Who would eat one? So.. Carlos uses his Demigod powers to make the bunny lay eggs. Thus explaining Easter. Better than any of you Christian fellas could. So after that. Carlos spent several years in the Himalayas. Finding himself. He then went back to Heaven ( Or Taco Cabana ) to talk to his father Dos Equis. And with the rising popularity of Christianity the faith of Wiener fell into the back drop. His many miracles can be seen by the naked eye. But, only the true believer of Wiener knows the truth about his miracles. There are too many to name. But, the main one. The Taco Bell dog. Could really talk. Carlos knew he had a message. So he granted to adorable dog the ability to speak. And thus. Your religion was ripped off of the actions of another. But, I'm sure you hear that a lot. But, alas. All the ones who ripped their ideas off. Ripped them off of the Spicy Wiener. And in summation. This story makes just as much sense as yours does. So. Stop being faggots. People like you and Pentecostals made me hate religion. Finding the flaws in your stupid faith was easier than I thought it would be. Kill yourself. Do the world a favor.
Sincerely,
Johnny J. Segura III.
Good day, sirs.
Fuck these ass hats. I hope they fuck themselves with their crosses. Praise Carlos. For he is the son of the true god.
